IT'S HALLOWEEN BOYS AND GIRLS!!! LET'S GO CRAZY!! Or not...

Now get out there and annoy the hell outta your neighbours until they give you candy!


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Without looking at this quiz, name 10 people:

1)
2)
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4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)

Now answer these;
What if...


1. Number 1 [] was really your mother?
"BUY ME SOMETHING!!" D<
Also, I would love her to death with hugs 83

2. Number 2 [] was who you were going to marry?
We would love eachother to the very end and we would have lots of beautiful babies together


3. Number 3 [] got turned into a frog?
........... *Eats her*


4. You and number 4 [] got drunk and made out?
Ohohoho, I wouldn't mind *Creepy smile*


5. You and number 5 [] woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
"Sooooooo.... Was it your first time too?"

6. Number 6 [] moved to the other side of the world?
I would go after them then drag them all the way back!


7. You found out that number 7 [] is a man?
It's ok... For you see... *Rips clothes off* I AM ALSO A MAN 8D

8. You caught number 8 [] in a polka-dotted thong?
...... *Vomits* Yo-you... Look.. Bffft.. Nice? D8

9. Number 9 [] confessed their love for you?
..... I LURVE YOU TOO D'8 *Makes out*

10. Number 10 [] kissed you?
*Slap* DID I SAY YOU COULD KISS MEH?.... Eh.. Whatever *Snog*


11. Number 1 [] just started sniffing you?
...... *Stars sniffing her*


12. You found out that number 2 [] was doing drugs?
HEY... HEY... HEY!!... Stop it!... Stop it!... That dirty!... Stop D<


13. Number 3 [] could fly?
*Jumps on her back* FLY FREAK, FLY!!!

14. Number 4 [] was pregnant?
... I SWEAR, I'M NOT THE FATHER! D8

15. Number 5 [] told you that they were never going to see you again?
Oh really!?.... PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME *Cries*

16. Number 6 [] ate YOUR cookie?
*Cuts his tummy open* That's MINE D<


17. You and number 7 [] went to the zoo?
COME ZOKU.. LET US FEED YOU TO THE CROCODILES!!!


18. Number 8 [] lied to you?
How DARE YOU! *Betch slap*

19. Number 9 [] turned into a coconut?
*Cracks her open then drinks her*

20. You and number 10 [] were deserted on an island?
..... Is it ok if I eat you?? )8


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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)

1) Your name?
Charlotte

The less crude way of calling someone a harlot/slut
damn don't you just hate that girl? Shes such a Charlotte

It's true actually

2) Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

ALL RIGHT!! I CAN BUY PORN

3) A friend?
Jennifer

A fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a Jennifer.

I'm... I'm not sure what to say about that...


4)What should you be doing?
Nothing

What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!
I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...

0_0.... I... It... EH!?


5)Favorite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

Yawn....



6) Birthplace?
Stockport

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.
"Stockport, give us a song!"

BITCH... HOW DARE YO... Oh who am I kidding, it's true

7) Month of your birth?
January

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too

HELL YES!!

8) Last person you talked to?
Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

... I love my Mommy 8'D

9)Your nickname?
Kuki

pronounced like the word "cookie". it means penis in hungarian.
please do not touch my kuki, only my mommy's allowed.

......

THE END........ Now go away


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Well tagged me... I have no idea if I've already done this one... I Probably have but... PLEH

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (BAD TOASTER, HOW DARE YOU SHOCK ME WHEN I SHOVED THAT FORK IN YOU!!!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (....... Shaddap)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (I get weird looks all the time)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IT IS, IT IS, TRY IT)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid feet, always disobeying my orders)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [I only type with one finger)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Honestly, I can't help it... I just get... SO BORED)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (..................)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (My brain shuts off when I need it most)
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I never have anything important to do)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (PFFFFT)
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (It makes me look so cute!)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (It was the chairs fault)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (It... Means something?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this test.

Total: 21

Multiply this by three and it is your percent
63% Retarded.... OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!... Waaaait...


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GAH... I don't have anything important to say... I just really needed to change my journal... IS THAT A PROBLEM!?.... Didn't think so

HEY LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S MICKEY MOUSE DOING THE MACARENA!! *Points*


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